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15 comments:
oh dear there's go my dinner
Is it just me, or do the Wondergirls seem a little upset that the 4 year old is showing them up and stealing their spotlight???
nah. They're going, "My V-line's WAY better than that little bitch's"
Maybe I'm just an unqualified teacher so I don't know what I'm talking about, but I have no idea why Jeon Ji-hyun is considered hot. I see better hooches in Suncheon, Jeollafuckingnam-do. Besides, she hasn't done anything in years. The Michael Hurt of modelling.
OOh! Them's fightin words! Too bad Mike Hurt doesn't read this comment board. . . but I might tell him about it.
So, Laneige's target demographic is women who apply makeup like crazed homeless woman? Or is it little girls?
the ad IS for "Laneige Girl"
So true.
Love the Jun ji-hyeon vid at 10 seconds. WOW.
Btw, I think there's some subliminal stuff in there at 12 sec and 16 sec. It looks like she's holding condoms.
That can't be true, Seth. Korea is a very conservative society, you know.
There's something about the cartoon JJH that looks a little off. She's a bit, um, bigger when she's animated.
Cho-Binet Ramsey
I, too, wish to vomit.
This makes me sad -_-'
The LANEIGE girl's hot? i think i'm gonna be sick...
since when is a stick figure considered hot?
and there goes the wonderfully stupid wondergirls again... they can't sing, they can't dance, so why is it a wonder when a small kid imitates their moves? it's too easy. the kid even did the "dance" with more grace than the five of them combined.
too bad it's just a kid, OR these wondergirls just had a huge douse of cold reality. THEY CAN'T DANCE!!!
Actually the two wondergirls in the end danced quite well. Maybe you just can't tell.
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