(Ancient documents are still under construction, but irrefutable proof from the ancient archives will be produced soon to remove all doubt of Obama's true Han ancestry. Our best
(More: He likes Dog, too!)
More notable Koreans (updated list):
(see also DokdoIsOurs' report on the obvious Korean-ness of Michael Phelps)
That Guy Who Invented Velcro
The Statue of Liberty
The guy who eventually cures cancer. Whoever it is, we're taking him.
The Indian Ocean (after the East Sea, we'll start working on changing that to The Korean Ocean)
Every single fu¢king DC Comic superhero: the editors were racist and made them all white.
NOT Paris Hilton