Friday, 17 July 2009

Proposed Replacement Slogans for Korea: Sparkling!

HT to ROK Drop

  • South Korea: Different from North Korea!
  • South Korea: Land of Fruit-Vendors and Bat-shit Politicians
  • South Korea: Can You Spot the Nork Spy?
  • Korea: We Don't Read Our English T-Shirts Before We Buy Them...but You Can!
  • South Korea: Schedule An Extra 7 Days for Quarantine!
  • South Korea: Seriously, We DON'T all Look The Same. Come and See.
  • South Korea: We'll Only Hate You If You Teach English
  • The Korea Formerly Known As Sparkling!
  • Korea: ________ (adjective)! We are very ______ (adjective)! Come ______(verb) in our ________ (place name)! Our ________ is spicy.
  • Come to South Korea, so We Don't Have To Travel Abroad to Form Prejudices About People from Your Country!
  • South Korea: More Polite Than China!
  • Korea: HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M SORRY I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH!
  • South Korea: Cleaner than Calcutta!
  • Korea: Hub of Self-Aggrandizing Pronouncements
  • South Korea: Cheaper than Japan, and Better at Women's Golf!
  • Korea: Go Talk To The Foreigner, Young-mi!
  • South Korea: No Longer a War-Torn Shithole!
  • Do You Know Park Jisung?
  • South Korea: Bigger Than Koreatown LA!
  • Do You Know Korea?
  • Korea Virus!
  • Korea: Pushiest Christians in the World!
  • Korea: Somebody Once Called Us The Polite Country To The East, And We've Been Holding Onto that For A While
  • Korea: We Celebrate Every Special Occasion With Hot Girls In Short Skirts!

Put Your Own Suggestions In The Comments:

4 comments:

Korean Rum Diary said...

Korea: It's basically China's hemorrhoid.

Anonymous said...

1)Korea, The French of the Far East!

2) Korea, the most ridiculous nation of the Far East. Come and see it for yourself!

David said...

Korea: Never done THAT before!

Edward said...

KRD,

That was not very nice even if you were kidding...