Saturday 18 December 2010

The Twelve Hates of Christmas by Dokdo Is Ours


Sing together with Dokdo Is Ours!

On the first day of Christmas I hated viciously...
those assholes across the east sea.

On the second day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the third day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the fourth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the fifth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the sixth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the seventh day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the eighth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the ninth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
nine ramen puke spots
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the tenth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
ten girly boy-bands
nine ramen puke spots
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four hogwan moms
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
eleven sidewalk spitters
ten girly boy-bands
nine ramen puke spots
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four hogwan moms
three dirty chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
twelve hour workdays
eleven sidewalk spitters
ten girly boy-bands
nine ramen puke spots
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four hogwan moms
three dirty chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.

...and Apolo Ohno.