Why Justin Vievo is hate the Korea in today?
It's quote from rolling the stone we're shocking at Justin Vievo who don't like the Korea so we're the angry!
I'm hope Justin Vievo voice am crack when puberty, and can't sing good after become a woman!
Hate!
Thursday, 17 February 2011
Tuesday, 15 February 2011
Jeonju Woman With Drivers License Made President of Korea's Olympic Bid Committee
Cha Sa-Soon, now 70, a resident of Jeonju, who gained world fame by finally passing the written exam for her driver's license, is again in world news, after being named the new president of Korea's Pyoungchang Olympic Bid committee.
Proud owner of a drivers license, Ms. Cha will be helping Korea promote its bid for Pyeongchang to host the 2018 Olympic games.
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The previous president of the committee, Park Yong-sung, after two consecutive Olympic bid failures: to Vancouver in 2010, and to Russia's Sochi in 2014, has found continued failure simply too disheartening, and resigned.
On the other hand, Ms. Cha, whose repeated failures to pass the written drivers' exam, did not dismay her whatsoever, is the perfect candidate to head up Korea's Olympic bid committee.
"Well, after 2018, there's ... 2022, 2026, 2030, 2034..." Ms. Cha explained. There's always more Olympics, you know."
Dokdo Is Ours asked Ms. Cha whether she thought it was useful to continue making expensive bids year after year, to host the Olympics.
"Oh! The Olympics! Those are very nice. I do hope we can have them in Pyeonggchang," she said.
"And if you fail to land the 2018 Olympics, will you change your strategy in your bid for the 2022 Olympics?"
"Change strategy? No, no, no, like when I earned my drivers' license after 950 tries, I learned an important thing in life: just keep doing the same thing, and failing, until you reach success. Our strategies will remain the same. Forever. 950 times, if need be. We'll be a shoo-in for the 5,818 Olympics. I'm sure the the Master Consciousness Zeblon will grant us the 5818 Olympics, in his infinite wisdom."
"And what is the strategy?" Dokdo Is Ours inquired.
"Bribe people."
Yesterday, the Korean Football Association announced it is considering making her president of the Korea World Cup Hosting Bid Committee, as well.
Original story
Proud owner of a drivers license, Ms. Cha will be helping Korea promote its bid for Pyeongchang to host the 2018 Olympic games.
The previous president of the committee, Park Yong-sung, after two consecutive Olympic bid failures: to Vancouver in 2010, and to Russia's Sochi in 2014, has found continued failure simply too disheartening, and resigned.
On the other hand, Ms. Cha, whose repeated failures to pass the written drivers' exam, did not dismay her whatsoever, is the perfect candidate to head up Korea's Olympic bid committee.
"Well, after 2018, there's ... 2022, 2026, 2030, 2034..." Ms. Cha explained. There's always more Olympics, you know."
Dokdo Is Ours asked Ms. Cha whether she thought it was useful to continue making expensive bids year after year, to host the Olympics.
"Oh! The Olympics! Those are very nice. I do hope we can have them in Pyeonggchang," she said.
"And if you fail to land the 2018 Olympics, will you change your strategy in your bid for the 2022 Olympics?"
"Change strategy? No, no, no, like when I earned my drivers' license after 950 tries, I learned an important thing in life: just keep doing the same thing, and failing, until you reach success. Our strategies will remain the same. Forever. 950 times, if need be. We'll be a shoo-in for the 5,818 Olympics. I'm sure the the Master Consciousness Zeblon will grant us the 5818 Olympics, in his infinite wisdom."
"And what is the strategy?" Dokdo Is Ours inquired.
"Bribe people."
Yesterday, the Korean Football Association announced it is considering making her president of the Korea World Cup Hosting Bid Committee, as well.
Original story
Monday, 10 January 2011
Subway-Gropers Also Applaud Korean Legal System Protecting Sex-Attackers' Rights To Grope Rape and Violate Undisturbed
In response to a recent press release, The Korean Subway Gropers' Alliance spoke out this week, chiming in with the larger Korean Association of Sex Attackers, expressing their support of a recent court ruling that sentenced a Korean bus driver for stopping a sex attack on the bus he was driving.
The Korean Subway Gropers' Alliance was "pleased" that the right forpeople men to conduct sex attacks undisturbed, has been defended by Korea's courts.
While the Korean Subway Gropers' Alliance has been aiming for affiliation with the Korean Association of Sex Attackers, its application has been denied for two consecutive years.
"Subway groping isn't even violent," explained Lee Byun-Tae, public relations representative for the KASA. "We've debated it every year - given the huge number of Subway Gropers, it would certainly improve our numbers and dues collection, but in the end, we're afraid that mere groping will water down the violent and intimidating image we want to convey."
Some have accused the Korean Subway Gropers' Alliance of grasping for attention by releasing a press release for an event like this, which happened on a bus, and which was clearly an outright attack, not a groping: outside the Gropers' spectrum of action.
For more on the issue, please go to The Dokdo Times, The English version of Dokdo's oldest Independent Korean-Language Newspaper.
The Korean Subway Gropers' Alliance was "pleased" that the right for
While the Korean Subway Gropers' Alliance has been aiming for affiliation with the Korean Association of Sex Attackers, its application has been denied for two consecutive years.
"Subway groping isn't even violent," explained Lee Byun-Tae, public relations representative for the KASA. "We've debated it every year - given the huge number of Subway Gropers, it would certainly improve our numbers and dues collection, but in the end, we're afraid that mere groping will water down the violent and intimidating image we want to convey."
Some have accused the Korean Subway Gropers' Alliance of grasping for attention by releasing a press release for an event like this, which happened on a bus, and which was clearly an outright attack, not a groping: outside the Gropers' spectrum of action.
For more on the issue, please go to The Dokdo Times, The English version of Dokdo's oldest Independent Korean-Language Newspaper.
Monday, 3 January 2011
Saturday, 18 December 2010
The Twelve Hates of Christmas by Dokdo Is Ours
On the first day of Christmas I hated viciously...
those assholes across the east sea.
On the second day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the third day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the fourth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the fifth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the sixth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the seventh day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the eighth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the ninth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
nine ramen puke spots
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four rivers project
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the tenth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
ten girly boy-bands
nine ramen puke spots
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four hogwan moms
three dirty Chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
eleven sidewalk spitters
ten girly boy-bands
nine ramen puke spots
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four hogwan moms
three dirty chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, I hated viciously...
twelve hour workdays
eleven sidewalk spitters
ten girly boy-bands
nine ramen puke spots
eight lanes of traffic
seven Jappo textbooks
six office dinners
interracial dating!
four hogwan moms
three dirty chinese
two downer cows,
and those assholes across the east sea.
...and Apolo Ohno.
Thursday, 28 October 2010
Our International Festival is Welcome Korean Speaker from All Country!
This short note only, ok? OKbuddy!
Our international pood pestival in the Busan is come. Do you know the Busan? It's a Korea. City in south. Also hub of south cities in Korea and mecca of Haeundae Bitch.
We're have international food pestibal Nobember 11-13 and tell you about, here's the website. http://bife.co.kr/main/index.asp#. Please come to the our pestibal.
Maybe you notice: English button is not click for English page to international pood pestibal. But that's because our pestibal is Korea language pestibal. Maybe you heard Hallyu. Do you know the hallyu? Thanks to the Hallyu now eberybody is speak the Korea talk, so international pestibal is Korea talk only now. We're welcome Korean speaker from every country to the our pestibal. For example, Chinese Koreans, Japanese Koreans, North Korean refugees, Korean Americans (only if speak the Korea speak though), European Koreans, Korean adoptees, Half-Koreans, and especially Hines Ward.
Also, we're welcome food demonstration from international ethnic of Koreans live away from Korea, and some food demonstration from Koreans who have travel to the overseas:
for example:
China: Jajangmyeon. That's all. Other thing is too greasy. Kimchi with maggot
Egypt: Turkish kebap, pork stirfry with long grain rice
England: Hamburger, french fry, hot dog
USA: Pizza with special american topping like Yams (it's how called goguma in the America!)
Canada: Hamburger, french fry, hot dog
Japan: Donkaseu and kimbap and udon, kimuchi with bad funny not kimchi STOP STEAL OUR CULTURE flavor
Italy: spaghetti with sweet pickle and kimchi
Germany: Turkish kebap and barbeque ribs
Australia: Hamburger, french fry, hot dog
France: sweet garlic bread, microwave hot dog with dry ketchup on, cream fill bread (Paris Baguette is run the Prance table: it's real Paris eat!) and kimchi
New York: Jew food like bagle. And kimchi
Aprica: haha! Just kidding. Everybody know Aprica is hungry country and no food. But if we find brack people, we bring them to the Aprica table. Maybe give they some food.
Aprica: Hamburger, french fry, hot dog.
North Korea: UN Food Aid Rations. Kimchi.
Korea speaker from every country can enjoy globalized hub of world mecca food in the Busan.
See you there! (If you are can read the map for find it. That's Korean too)
Our international pood pestival in the Busan is come. Do you know the Busan? It's a Korea. City in south. Also hub of south cities in Korea and mecca of Haeundae Bitch.
We're have international food pestibal Nobember 11-13 and tell you about, here's the website. http://bife.co.kr/main/index.asp#. Please come to the our pestibal.
Maybe you notice: English button is not click for English page to international pood pestibal. But that's because our pestibal is Korea language pestibal. Maybe you heard Hallyu. Do you know the hallyu? Thanks to the Hallyu now eberybody is speak the Korea talk, so international pestibal is Korea talk only now. We're welcome Korean speaker from every country to the our pestibal. For example, Chinese Koreans, Japanese Koreans, North Korean refugees, Korean Americans (only if speak the Korea speak though), European Koreans, Korean adoptees, Half-Koreans, and especially Hines Ward.
Also, we're welcome food demonstration from international ethnic of Koreans live away from Korea, and some food demonstration from Koreans who have travel to the overseas:
for example:
China: Jajangmyeon. That's all. Other thing is too greasy. Kimchi with maggot
Egypt: Turkish kebap, pork stirfry with long grain rice
England: Hamburger, french fry, hot dog
USA: Pizza with special american topping like Yams (it's how called goguma in the America!)
Canada: Hamburger, french fry, hot dog
Japan: Donkaseu and kimbap and udon, kimuchi with bad funny not kimchi STOP STEAL OUR CULTURE flavor
Italy: spaghetti with sweet pickle and kimchi
Germany: Turkish kebap and barbeque ribs
Australia: Hamburger, french fry, hot dog
France: sweet garlic bread, microwave hot dog with dry ketchup on, cream fill bread (Paris Baguette is run the Prance table: it's real Paris eat!) and kimchi
New York: Jew food like bagle. And kimchi
Aprica: haha! Just kidding. Everybody know Aprica is hungry country and no food. But if we find brack people, we bring them to the Aprica table. Maybe give they some food.
Aprica: Hamburger, french fry, hot dog.
North Korea: UN Food Aid Rations. Kimchi.
Korea speaker from every country can enjoy globalized hub of world mecca food in the Busan.
See you there! (If you are can read the map for find it. That's Korean too)
Wednesday, 27 October 2010
I am Want Explain the Visa is Prostitute but English teacher HIV still.
Hellow.
It is a time explain some thing that foreigner misunderstanding about the Korea.
You see, these day, E2 visa teacher is HIV test now, but E6 and E9 migrant worker visa is not.
But after I'm logic, you understand my reason, and you will agree the HIV test.
For example. But before see my reason, I'm give you example the beautiful Han virtuous culture we are try protect, so that you're see why so important for make these rule.
OK.
Now to begin, every mother know that foreigner English teacher training include the blood throw lesson.
What is the blood throw lesson? Of course you know it's well known with Korean mother that every foreign English teacher have secret "Blood day" when they are take their blood - some clean and some dirty blood - and as joke they are throw it onto student!
Don't pretend you arent' knew that. It's a true! It happen in my sister's neighbor school three times because they aren't deport the bad teachers fastly enough.
Second reason: is
E6 enterntainer is many south asian and russian people visa. But my explain is this: you know russian people is dirty country and so forth. Also south asia or aprica people is darker the skin.
Because darker the skin and russian face, good, pure Korea people virtuous woman is never sex to them: they are know it's bad, because teach ethics in Korean school, with special unit about the negroe and south-asia pykmy. Maybe dirty girl is sex to them, but not virtuous han girl with scary aprica or smelly india or noisy china people! Therefore, we aren't care to HIV into dirty girls. And if HIV is dirty men who are have prostitute, they can die and Korea is cleaner, mans who cheat the wife will die and woman is free the asshole, so want also.
But blue eye voodoo is English teacher foreigners English spell. Even a virtuous han girl in good family is sometimes seduce! It's the UNACCEPTABLE!
Therefore English teacher is still HIV in visa. That way, you can sex the virtuous han good family but not caught by give AIDS, so she pretend still virgin.
She happy. You happy. She parents happy. (Just don't try marry the her) EVERYBODY happy.
Please understand our situation.
Thank you for my chance explain a logically to you. Now I'm sure understand!
Have a nice day.
It is a time explain some thing that foreigner misunderstanding about the Korea.
You see, these day, E2 visa teacher is HIV test now, but E6 and E9 migrant worker visa is not.
But after I'm logic, you understand my reason, and you will agree the HIV test.
For example. But before see my reason, I'm give you example the beautiful Han virtuous culture we are try protect, so that you're see why so important for make these rule.
OK.
Now to begin, every mother know that foreigner English teacher training include the blood throw lesson.
What is the blood throw lesson? Of course you know it's well known with Korean mother that every foreign English teacher have secret "Blood day" when they are take their blood - some clean and some dirty blood - and as joke they are throw it onto student!
Don't pretend you arent' knew that. It's a true! It happen in my sister's neighbor school three times because they aren't deport the bad teachers fastly enough.
Second reason: is
E6 enterntainer is many south asian and russian people visa. But my explain is this: you know russian people is dirty country and so forth. Also south asia or aprica people is darker the skin.
Because darker the skin and russian face, good, pure Korea people virtuous woman is never sex to them: they are know it's bad, because teach ethics in Korean school, with special unit about the negroe and south-asia pykmy. Maybe dirty girl is sex to them, but not virtuous han girl with scary aprica or smelly india or noisy china people! Therefore, we aren't care to HIV into dirty girls. And if HIV is dirty men who are have prostitute, they can die and Korea is cleaner, mans who cheat the wife will die and woman is free the asshole, so want also.
But blue eye voodoo is English teacher foreigners English spell. Even a virtuous han girl in good family is sometimes seduce! It's the UNACCEPTABLE!
Therefore English teacher is still HIV in visa. That way, you can sex the virtuous han good family but not caught by give AIDS, so she pretend still virgin.
She happy. You happy. She parents happy. (Just don't try marry the her) EVERYBODY happy.
Please understand our situation.
Thank you for my chance explain a logically to you. Now I'm sure understand!
Have a nice day.
Wednesday, 20 October 2010
Announcement: Korea To Avoid Responsibility for Korea/South Asian Mix Children until One Wins Superbowl
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2010/10/117_74914.html
As the number of half-Korean children, born to Korean and South-Asian parents, increases, a recent report shows that many do not receive adequate care when their mothers return to south-asia after divorces with their Korean fathers.
However, both as a nation, and individually, Korea, and Korean fathers, have declared they will shirk responsibility for these children as much as possible, until one of them wins a superbowl, and brings glory to Korea.
"We saw how the Hines Ward story was so heartwarming: the reconciliation theme as the Superbowl MVP's home country finally opened its arms to welcome him home. Really, we're hoping for something similar to happen in South Asia."
After being born in Korea, Hines Ward, the son of a Korean mother and an African-American soldier, was taken to America by his mother, in hopes of a better life. The stigma against mixed babies, and particularly against mixed babies that were half Korean and half...the darker races, proved too much for Ward's mother to raise him in Korea. Ultimately, Hines Ward became an NFL Football player, and won the Superbowl MVP with the Pittsburgh Steelers.
The Korean minister of Culture, Sports, Tourism and Funny Hats, Jung Han-won, explained the situation. "You know, if we start trying to find ways to provide for all those babies, or hold Korean fathers legally responsible for their mixed kids, they will be hobbled financially, and unable to produce and raise real Korean babies. That would just be a shame. Unacceptable, really. So Korea will try to avoid taking any responsibility for these babies, for the sake of the birthrate."
Asked how failing to support mothers of Korean children would help make women feel empowered to have more babies, Min. Jung suddenly remembered another appointment, and excused himself from the interview.
A travel agent specializing in trips to the Philippines, Kim Hye-soon, dislikes this decision, and wishes that Korean support for the mothers of half-Korean babies extended not just to the divorced mothers returning to South-Asia, but also to the mothers of illegitimate half-Korean "Kofino" babies fathered by Korean men on sex vacations to the Philippines. "It's getting harder to find brothels, hostels, and human traffickers who will work with me, when they know Korean men refuse to use condoms on their sex vacations, and once impregnating a woman, run back to Korea, where there is no legal recourse to extract child support payments for their children," she explains. "Often it's because they're married, but if they're married, isn't that all the more reason to use a goddamn condom, and not bring home a nasty surprise for the wife?"
Kwak Seon-yu, the male tour guide who led many of these Philippine expeditions, disagrees. "These men are full of confucian virtue: it is the height of discretion to leave the country completely if one wants to cheat on one's wife, and an admirable sign of confucian modesty and restraint that he does not want to boast of his virility, by taking responsibility for the babies he has fathered. These are true sons of Tangun!"
Gia Agbayani, mother of a healthy Kofino boy, has taken her destiny into her own hands. "After reading the Hines Ward story, I've gathered a soccer team's worth of these half-Korean boys, and I'm training them to play," she explains. "If they can start winning when they get older, and especially if they can perform in the World Cup, or get contracts in the EPL or another top European league, maybe we can see a heart-warming story like Hines Ward's here in the Philippines, and those Korean baby-daddys will finally be unable to hide their dalliances."
Dokdo Is Ours, reporting.
As the number of half-Korean children, born to Korean and South-Asian parents, increases, a recent report shows that many do not receive adequate care when their mothers return to south-asia after divorces with their Korean fathers.
However, both as a nation, and individually, Korea, and Korean fathers, have declared they will shirk responsibility for these children as much as possible, until one of them wins a superbowl, and brings glory to Korea.
"We saw how the Hines Ward story was so heartwarming: the reconciliation theme as the Superbowl MVP's home country finally opened its arms to welcome him home. Really, we're hoping for something similar to happen in South Asia."
After being born in Korea, Hines Ward, the son of a Korean mother and an African-American soldier, was taken to America by his mother, in hopes of a better life. The stigma against mixed babies, and particularly against mixed babies that were half Korean and half...the darker races, proved too much for Ward's mother to raise him in Korea. Ultimately, Hines Ward became an NFL Football player, and won the Superbowl MVP with the Pittsburgh Steelers.
The Korean minister of Culture, Sports, Tourism and Funny Hats, Jung Han-won, explained the situation. "You know, if we start trying to find ways to provide for all those babies, or hold Korean fathers legally responsible for their mixed kids, they will be hobbled financially, and unable to produce and raise real Korean babies. That would just be a shame. Unacceptable, really. So Korea will try to avoid taking any responsibility for these babies, for the sake of the birthrate."
Asked how failing to support mothers of Korean children would help make women feel empowered to have more babies, Min. Jung suddenly remembered another appointment, and excused himself from the interview.
A travel agent specializing in trips to the Philippines, Kim Hye-soon, dislikes this decision, and wishes that Korean support for the mothers of half-Korean babies extended not just to the divorced mothers returning to South-Asia, but also to the mothers of illegitimate half-Korean "Kofino" babies fathered by Korean men on sex vacations to the Philippines. "It's getting harder to find brothels, hostels, and human traffickers who will work with me, when they know Korean men refuse to use condoms on their sex vacations, and once impregnating a woman, run back to Korea, where there is no legal recourse to extract child support payments for their children," she explains. "Often it's because they're married, but if they're married, isn't that all the more reason to use a goddamn condom, and not bring home a nasty surprise for the wife?"
Kwak Seon-yu, the male tour guide who led many of these Philippine expeditions, disagrees. "These men are full of confucian virtue: it is the height of discretion to leave the country completely if one wants to cheat on one's wife, and an admirable sign of confucian modesty and restraint that he does not want to boast of his virility, by taking responsibility for the babies he has fathered. These are true sons of Tangun!"
Gia Agbayani, mother of a healthy Kofino boy, has taken her destiny into her own hands. "After reading the Hines Ward story, I've gathered a soccer team's worth of these half-Korean boys, and I'm training them to play," she explains. "If they can start winning when they get older, and especially if they can perform in the World Cup, or get contracts in the EPL or another top European league, maybe we can see a heart-warming story like Hines Ward's here in the Philippines, and those Korean baby-daddys will finally be unable to hide their dalliances."
Dokdo Is Ours, reporting.
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