Friday 7 November 2008

BARACK OBAMA IS KOREAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Likes Kimchi, too.)

This clip proves what DokdoIsOurs always suspected: Barack Obama is Korean -- who else could ever speak Korean so beautifully, so perfectly, unless his blood flowed with the spotless, pure blood of the Han Race!

(Ancient documents are still under construction, but irrefutable proof from the ancient archives will be produced soon to remove all doubt of Obama's true Han ancestry. Our best forgers archivists have taken a break from scientifically proving that Dokdo was populated with Han Korean dinosaurs, and are working on Barack Obama's genealogy as we speak.)

(More: He likes Dog, too!)

More notable Koreans (updated list):
(see also DokdoIsOurs' report on the obvious Korean-ness of Michael Phelps)

Albert Einstein
That Guy Who Invented Velcro
Winston Churchill
Hwang Woo-Suk
Mao Tse-Tung
Abraham Lincoln
Bruce Lee
Baekdu Mountain
Park Chan-Ho
Florence Nightingale
Kim Possible
The Statue of Liberty
Barry Bonds
Charlie Chaplin
The guy who eventually cures cancer. Whoever it is, we're taking him.
Judy Garland
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Wayne Gretzky
The Indian Ocean (after the East Sea, we'll start working on changing that to The Korean Ocean)
Every single fu¢king DC Comic superhero: the editors were racist and made them all white.
Louis Pasteur
Brad Pitt
NOT Paris Hilton
Adam Sandler

1 comment:

Brian said...

I'm pretty sure there is a famous Korean football player, too. It's hard to keep track of all of them, so I can't get his name right now, but I know the netizens came after me when I said I was proud to have a man like that in Pittsburgh.