I just stabbed myself in the eye with a pencil. Also: Korean stars give up speaking English, lapse into gibberish instead.

And...Korea's top stars give up trying to speak English, and lapse into pure gibberish:





When asked to comment, Jang Dong-gun and Rain both first said "Malla booka fessita oogla gambola bimijifae!" and followed up, after further questioning with, "English is fu¢king hard."

Meanwhile, The Fairy Godmother is considering trying to break into K-pop.


Meanwhile, Korean Rap Star Mr. Typoon, or Missaong Tefaong (as he pronounces it), has also given up speaking any language at all, and has invented his own dialact, named Kongeboniglish






HT: Popseoul and Hub of Sparkle